alphakitty
Deckhand
I'd rather never find out Lisa! ROFL I personally couldn't live without it as you well know. :laughalot:
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Hope to see you on the forums soon!Since we use S & S cards, how do we throw dollars to the pole dancer?:dancing_banana:Lets start a list....lol
Feel free to add on TM's
- No peeing on deck ...lol
- Finish your neighbors drink first....lol
- Make sure you charge your drinks to Don Johnsen.....
- Hide your shoes as Madd Jenny might get them....lol
- Clean the pole after using it.....lol
You don't throw dollar bills... you just throw your s&s card and let them take it over for about two hours... that should just about cover what should be spent on the pole dancers:laughalot:Since we use S & S cards, how do we throw dollars to the pole dancer?:dancing_banana:
6) OFF SHIP,Bring US Dollars,S/S wont work and they like green at THE BARS !Lets start a list....lol
Feel free to add on TM's
- No peeing on deck ...lol
- Finish your neighbors drink first....lol
- Make sure you charge your drinks to Don Johnsen.....
- Hide your shoes as Madd Jenny might get them....lol
- Clean the pole after using it.....lol
9) Do not look at sunsets or sunrises with your binoculars.6) OFF SHIP,Bring US Dollars,S/S wont work and they like green at THE BARS !
7) DRINK LOTS so you walk straight on ship.
8) Quote JOHNNY DEPP fom POTC ,When feeling frisky.
9) Do not look at sunsets or sunrises with your binoculars.
10) Male OR female; no wearing of thongs if your are 30 lbs over weight.
11) Men do not wear short shorts.AKA ..Speedos....[/quote]
lol.....
but you know somebody will!9) Do not look at sunsets or sunrises with your binoculars.
10) Male OR female; no wearing of thongs if your are 30 lbs over weight.
11) Men do not wear short shorts.AKA ..Speedos....[/quote]
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er...careful Mary...he might get a complex now...what you really meant was 'he's nice to look at now but once he finishes his diet, it will be a case of lock up your daughters, wives and girlfriends cos he will be a bit of a James Bond lookalike'Hey if Chuck keeps going with his weight loss efforts, he's gonna be nice to look at![]()
Usually not after they are 30:laughalot: :laughalot:Yeah, that's exactly what I meant Ally!I was going to add..."in a speedo" but then though, well no one really looks good in a speedo do they? ROFL