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:laughalot::laughalot: Good jokes all 
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Hope to see you on the forums soon!Two Canadian ships were sailing across the Atlantic, one Canadian ship was carrying red paint, the other Canadian ship was carrying blue paint.
The ships collide and the crews are lost except for one Canadian sailor from each ship. The two sailors are marooned on a life boat.
After three days, the sailors are very thirsty and have nothing to drink.
After another day, a bottle floats along side the life boat, the Canadian sailor opens the bottle and a Genie magically appears.
The Genie says, "I’m a magic Genie, but I’m only giving you one wish because you opened the bottle without rubbing it first"
The first Canadian says, "I wish the ocean blue here was LaBatt Blue beer."
Suddenly the entire ocean is beer.
The second Canadian says, "Oh great, now we have to pee in the boat. eh" :laughalot: :laughalot: